You're My Kryptonite

Reblog if you were ever bullied.

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 12:06:45 -0400

madeofdoom:

jamdalfs-milph:

squeekz4all:

rox1108:

007-reporting:

angelsontheearth:

17851

That’s disgusting.

Well done society.

Well done.

20,299.

148,628

173,490

208,261 that is horrific.

Depressingly, I think it would be a lot higher if people understood that if it’s from friends it counts, if it’s from family it counts, if it’s so subtle no one else notices it still fucking counts.

218,770

smoothierox: the-dancing-batter: darecrowavis: aviculor: tale...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 12:03:46 -0400

smoothierox:

the-dancing-batter:

darecrowavis:

aviculor:

taleasoldastimelords:

Men of Tumblr, I’m counting on you to make this one good.

I got stuck

Pansy

Challenge accepted

Please, nothing to it.

omg

HOW EMBARRASSING!

vardaesque: saevuswinds: vardaesque: you don’t understand i...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 12:02:55 -0400

vardaesque:

saevuswinds:

vardaesque:

you don’t understand i would sell my firstborn to know how this story started

Well it all started when Mrs. Hayfer wanted me to babysit her dumb house. When I got the keys, I sat them on top of this pie that I found on the counter. I knew it was going to be given to the family for desert if I didn’t eat it soon, so I was going to plan to eat it in my teacher’s house and dump all the crumbs on her bed. So it’s a win-win, right? Besides, she wouldn’t find out about the crumbs until after I was paid, and this teacher hates me anyway. Then, I got distracted when this hot cheerleader calls me, asking about what movie I’d recommend, but before I could answer, I realize that my mom would be there any second to serve dinner, and there was no way I was sharing that pie. So I bust out of there with the pie and the keys, and the moment I get in the house, I start chowing down on the pie with my bare hands, trying to eat this thing before anyone knows I took it, right? Well, since the pie crust was dry, I chugged a 2-liter bottle of soda whenever my throat would get dry and eventually, I really needed “to go.” Only when I went to flush, the water wouldn’t stop flowing and there was no plunger to be found. Usually I’d just shrug and say it was Josh’s fault or something, but let’s get real here, Mrs. Hayfer would’ve blamed me about her toilet overflowing if I was 30 states away. So I jammed my foot in there, hoping it’d make the toilet stop flushing. Then my phone rings, and I knew it was my mom, asking where her pie went, and because Meghan decided it’d be a great idea to make my ring tone a bunch of cats meowing, Mrs. Hayfer’s dog, Tiberius starts freaking out, bashing into the door over and over again. Now anyone who knows this dog knows that this dog will happily eat anything, and that includes the pie, and probably myself. So my foot’s totally stuck in there right, I’m freaking out and I still got half a pie left.

BLESS YOU

justsaypleaseandgetonyourknees: jessiremembershalloween: shaaaa...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 11:59:32 -0400

justsaypleaseandgetonyourknees:

jessiremembershalloween:

shaaaauun:

WHO WOULD DO THIS?!

hopeinrecovery: OH MY GOD THIS IS MY MOST FAVORITE THING HEL P...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 11:58:56 -0400

hopeinrecovery:

OH MY GOD THIS IS MY MOST FAVORITE THING HEL P ME

evilguineapiginator: darbesaurus: tittymonsta: cfgirlflying: ...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 11:58:13 -0400

evilguineapiginator:

darbesaurus:

tittymonsta:

cfgirlflying:

schoolofcharmmentality:

missmeoh:

kestrelsansjesses:

mariaacristina:

Some ignorant asshole left this note on my sisters car today!! My sister was parked in a handicap spot WITH her handicap sticker on the mirror and some jerk has the nerve to write this note to her! My sister has Cystic Fibrosis, a condition which attacks the lungs. She is very sick but you cannot tell just by looking at her. She cannot breathe when walking in this heat! So screw you ignorant jerk!!! I hate you!! Please share this with whoever you can! Thank you!

Fuck people who do this. I’ve been harassed in person before for using my handicap placard, and the woman made me cry. No apologies. She just drove away.

THIS INFURIATES ME.

I FUCKING HATE PEOPLE SOMETIMES.

Makes me so mad.

I’m about to kill someone

One time my uncle parked in a handicapped spot and started to get out of the car, and some lady came up and started yelling at him. She said a bunch of rude stuff about him not being handicapped, so he pulled up his pant leg and took off his prosthetic leg without a word.

Do they expect people to fall out of the car and crawl along the floor or something? Not every disability is visible!

seawaffle: This, coupled with a good pair of...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 10:22:48 -0400

seawaffle:

This, coupled with a good pair of headphones…Practically a replacement for sex.

Practically…

im-vindicated: Jerp jerp ;P

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 10:16:14 -0400

im-vindicated:

Jerp jerp ;P

5s0sgirl: I’m sorry but can we just bask in his hotness. Don’t...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 03:06:29 -0400

5s0sgirl:

I’m sorry but can we just bask in his hotness.

Don’t try telling me he’s not hot. He is a sexy beast with a southern accent.

I want to cry.

apreviewpicks: AP # 265

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 03:06:14 -0400

apreviewpicks:

AP # 265

kinkyspaceprincess: skoothsmin: mudblood-in-slytherin: Dean...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 02:59:41 -0400

kinkyspaceprincess:

skoothsmin:

mudblood-in-slytherin:

Dean Thomas and Seamus Finnegan: the Untold Romance

This is a ship I can get behind

GUYSGUYSGUYSTHIS IS HUGE FOR ME PLEASE

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 02:58:32 -0400

teamfreekickass:

syrensphynxwitchtier:

ishaloveshardcore:

slowlydescending:

forgottenwinterfrost:

MY MOM SAID IF THIS GETS 500,000 NOTES SHE WILL FINALLY CALL ME “KHYLE” AND REFER TO ME AS HER SON PLEASE THIS IS A HUGE STEP FOR ME AND HER

we’re gonna get you your 500k notes. I swear. Idgaf if i have to reblog this 4000000x myself.

^thats the fucking spirit!!!!!

I reblog this every time I see it

GUYS COME ON THERE ARE OVER SIX THOUSAND OF YOU

SPREAD THIS LIKE SMALLPOX

un-composed: un-composed: For every person who reblogs this I will do one of the following Send a...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 02:57:44 -0400

un-composed:

un-composed:

For every person who reblogs this I will do one of the following

Send a random compliment

Ask a random question

confess something

describe you

recommend a song/book/band

pretend I’m British and talk to you

Doing all no matter how many notes this gets (if it gets any)

I’m still doing this if anyone wants one :)

tiger-in-the-flightdeck: volperaptor: I want to try a thing: Reblog this by Friday and I’ll go...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 02:57:31 -0400

tiger-in-the-flightdeck:

volperaptor:

I want to try a thing:

Reblog this by Friday and I’ll go through your blog and pair you up with another person who reblogged this. It’ll be like a Tumblr blind date!

This is an AWESOME thing.

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Wed, 19 Jun 2013 02:56:30 -0400

mu5icliz: mycroft-queenofcake: bennyslegs: mycroft: omg but what if s3 opens up and they just...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 02:54:58 -0400

mu5icliz:

mycroft-queenofcake:

bennyslegs:

mycroft:

omg but what if s3 opens up and they just show john sitting in his chair from october-december like in new moon

#about three things i was absolutely positive #first sherlock was a sociopath #second there was a part of him #and i didn’t know how dominant that part might be #that thought i was an idiot #and third i was unconditionally and irrevocably in love with him

LDASOFGSDODS LMAO

i’m going to cry

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Wed, 19 Jun 2013 02:54:26 -0400

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Wed, 19 Jun 2013 02:50:37 -0400

loveofotaku: creativealias: The Art of Lying #Pinnochio...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 02:41:23 -0400

loveofotaku:

creativealias:

The Art of Lying

#Pinnochio learned how to deal with his problem and he dealt with it well

chloerayne: TRIGGER WARNING This is a Scottish anti-rape PSA...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 02:39:27 -0400

chloerayne:

TRIGGER WARNING

This is a Scottish anti-rape PSA that is a direct response to blaming a rape victim for dressing like a slut. What do you think? Is it effective?

Never have I seen such an effective video in my life… and it’s only 30 seconds long. Definitely, 100% watch and reblog this.